8/30/2005

BYU *gag*

Once again, friendships altered *insert eye roll here* by what I'm starting to call BYU Poison. It seems that if a guy has attended any form of BYU and he's straight and you want any sort of friendship with him, you must do the following:

* Show interest at some level. Really friendly, moderately friendly, whatever. This must go on for a somewhat brief amount of time. You then must...

* Completely ignore him for a while. LEST he POSSIBLY think that friendliness was actual INterest, completely ignoring him will squash all thoughts that you were "after him." This will once again make you safe to talk to. After this, you must...

* Be careful to show minimal animation in your face at future encounters. Too much eye contact or too big of a smile will confirm his oh-so-deeply rooted fears that you might possibly be interested in something romantic. Heaven forbid.

I give up. I'm friendly with everyone. Is there something inherently wrong with that? Before you go flattering yourself that I'm in love with you, take 30 seconds and see how I behave around everyone else. Did you notice that you're not nearly as special as you thought you were?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I find a number of guys just do that, even if they don't go to the Y or haven't. It's probably not unique to LDS males, but those are the ones I have had that issue with the most.

Thirdmango said...

wow, seems like i'm one of the last ones to find your blog.

Cinderella said...

Actually, Thirdmango, I'd still consider you one of the "first," unless a ton of people are reading and just not commenting so I don't know about them...