11/01/2005

Metaphysical Speculation

"Do shake his hand, Uncle Jack."
"After all, it could be worse. I could be dead in Paris of a sudden chill."
"You could, indeed."


"Rise, sir, from this semi-recumbent posture! It is most indecorous!"
"Mama, I beg you to retire. Mr. Worthing is not quite finished."
"Finished with what, may I ask?"
"Mama, Mr. Worthing and I are engaged to be married."

3 comments:

ambrosia ananas said...

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

ambrosia ananas said...

Sorry I was a bit weird last night. I'll be normal again soon, I swear.

Cinderella said...

Dear, it's completely okay, and you're fine. Let me know if there's anything I can do for you.